Oh my God, you guys. Guess what was waiting for me when I arrived home on Thursday??
Cromolyn sodium oral concentrate! FIVE boxes of cromolyn sodium oral concentrate! 11.2 POUNDS of cromolyn sodium oral concentrate! That’s 5 KILOGRAMS OF CROMOLYN SODIUM ORAL CONCENTRATE!!
Yes, I actually balanced five boxes of cromolyn on my bathroom scale. I have a lot of free time.
I can’t even hazard a guess as to how long 11.2 lbs of cromolyn will last. Hopefully long enough to account for any shortage next time I order it.
I would have posted earlier to tell you the good news, but I have been busy hanging out with 5 boxes of Cromolyn. Turns out Cromolyn is a lot of fun to be with. You know how, when you were young and petty and you got a hot new boyfriend, you made him go for a ride and drove real slowly by your ex’s house? Well, Cromolyn and I have been circling Rite Aid for the past three days.
Cromolyn wanted to drop our pants and moon them, but I thought that might be taking it too far.
Then we played a couple rounds of Scrabble. I don’t wanna brag, but I won 2 out of 3 games.
We also took the dog for a walk.
We relaxed outside in the beautiful weather with an ice cold drink.
Finally, we snuggled up and watched a scary movie.
Interesting fact: Cromolyn does not like butter on its popcorn. WTF??
I was forgetting that, after being off of cromolyn for two and a half weeks, I might experience side effects when taking it again. I did, but I’ll take them any day over the burning skin without it. It is nice to be able to eat something without feeling nauseous again. Or, once these side effects pass it will be.
I’m grateful to the folks at Express Scripts for understanding that the love between a woman and her Cromolyn cannot be denied.
“Water is patient. Dripping water wears away a stone. Remember that, my child. Remember you are half water. If you can’t go through an obstacle, go around it. Water does.” – Margaret Atwood
Smell ya later.